Monday, February 20, 2006

It's snowing!

I love it! It's driving kaos out there. Accidents everywhere because people were dumb enough to not take the proper precautions when it comes to driving in adverse weather conditions!

Therefore I have devised a list of helpful tips to help you all out:
1. Make sure that you are driving for the weather conditions, if it looks like the pavement is wet assume that there is also ice on the pavement because chances are it is.
2. Wear your seatbelt. I seen an accident last year where someone died from not wearing their seatbelt. She was thrown 20 meters from her truck when it was stuck by a greyhound bus! I WATCHED HER DIE!!!!!! WEAR YOUR FUCKIN SEAT BELT!!!
3. Make sure that your tires are not all season tires, winter is not all season, and neither should your tires be. (Very important Finnish winter surivial tip!)
4. Make sure that your cell phone is with you. This is the only reason why there should be a cell phone in your vehicle. This is so you can call 911, or a tow truck, not your brother Bobby to see what's he's up to.
5. Make sure that you radio works because OH MY GOD they just might have a traffic report on there, and guess what, they just might tell you that it is not worth it to be out there and to get the fuck off the roads because it's just not safe.
6. Turn off your cruise control, I don't know how many people do this but chances are there are a few out there so quit doing it!


There happy safe and fun winter driving everyone!!

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Did anyone else not have the commonsense beaten into them! Seriously if my mother caught me doing that she'd kill me!

Kris said...

Hehe...welcome to stupid Alberta drivers...try living in Calgary with CALGARY drivers, idiots...YIKES!

K.

Michelle said...

You know what though! I would rather drive in Calgary than Edmonton any day!