Help! I've lost my husband!

This happens alot actually. It always happens when big sporting events are going on. The World Cup, Olympics, tennis tournaments, baseball, football, cross country skiing, ski jumping, track and field... oh hell I could go on and on! This is the reason why we are going to be having at least two televisions in our house! The only way that I could possibly ever have leverage is that I could say that I feel neglected and get what ever I want out of him. Dinner out? Sure honey! Chocolates? Sure! Trip to Mexico? Sounds nice!! $19000 diamond ring? Bingo!!!! (Actually I'd rather have a nice down payment on a Stuga near Gothenburg!)