I am shocked!

In a little surf about that I just did, it turns out the Conservative Party of Canada has actually published a political platform for this the most boring election campaign ever! I am shocked because last time around the Conservatives had something to hide. Could it be that they are grabbing a brain? I hardly think so, if they get elected the women of Canada are going to watch the autonomy of their bodies fly right out of the window. Birth control and abortion will be a thing of the past.